I think those guys are called lawyers.

Mad March Hare Copy is me. Victoria Brock.

Freelance copywriter offering a veritable feast of content services here in the UK and around the world.

I founded Mad March Hare Copy because I just couldn’t take it anymore.

Take what, you ask?

The invasion of bloated, boring and banal content that plain sucks.

I can’t understand why so much written copy is so inexcusably dull. Eyes-propped-open-with-matchsticks dull. 

Don’t get me wrong – I know it’s not easy.

Maybe you’re in a dry or technical industry. Maybe you think reading is just for academics in tweed outfits. Maybe you’re just too damn busy doing important things – like running your business.

There’s still no need for the kind of listless, uninspired, dead inside content that makes customers . . .

•  fall into a state of self-induced hibernation

•  pack up and leave in search of a better life

•  (most importantly) forget all about you and go elsewhere

No, sir.

Sharp, snappy and memorable content gets lurkers to become prospects, and prospects to become customers. Simple.

What Do I Know?

I’ve got a couple of credentials to back up the big talk. 

I’ve got a fancy degree in English language and literature and I’m a qualified journalist published in several newspapers. I’ve got an even snazzier diploma in digital marketing (so I know the difference between CRM and CMS) and I’m a compulsive spelling corrector.

I’m also a fully accredited member of the Professional Writer’s Alliance.

Just don’t ask me to write like a keyword robot or with the vim and vigour of a carpet sample. You won’t get a second date.

Where Do You Want To Go Next?

Searching For An Expert Copywriter?

Toil no further. Contact Mad March Hare Copy for written content that’ll knock your prospect’s socks off.

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